1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     

  1. mbti-in-fiction:

    Requested by Anonymous

    Personality Type: INTJ

    Dominate Function: Introverted Intuition

    What makes House such a great diagnostician is his ability to pull seemingly contradictory bits of evidence together in order to understand the truth of what is going on. He can synthesize different…

     
  2. Taystee & Poussey: Realest Muthafuckin’ Friendship Begins

    (Source: earmole, via whatfandomamieven)

     
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  4. "What a fucking nerd"
    — Me talking about someone I love (via guy)

    (Source: cowprince, via itsapartyhardy)

     
  5. pilotstwentyone:

    pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

    (via ammopraxis)

     
  6. fohatapparel:

    What if……

     
  7. badgal2:

    dzolamboto:

    oregonfairy:

    The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

    this always gives me chills

    Insane.

    Always reblog

    (via samiahm)

     
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  9. vinebox:

    That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

    (via exxxhilerate)

     
     
  10. bellecosby:

    this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

    (Source: moonemojii, via haveabowlofwhore)

     

  11. punacceptable:

    sext: that looks infected

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  13. theconsultingshieldmaiden:

    aegontargaryen:

    friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

    image

    (via annnabeth)

     
  14. craftymcclever:

    mystery solved